David
(The Legend...)
David, or 'The Doctor' as he likes to be called, made his entrance by landing head first on the delivery room floor immediately after being born.
Coming from a poor family and living beside a sulfur mill, David quickly changed his name to Stinky, and worked his way through school selling advertising space on his forehead at the local amusement park.
He finally finished the eighth grade after fifteen years of study, bought the only horse in town and rode off in search of fame and glory.
Having taken a wrong turn he rode back into town after two years of being lost and took a job polishing cucumbers at a local produce farm.
Rumour has it he is currently taking a mail order course on how to stuff olives and working on a book called " I Found Waldo".
When asked about his work David responded like this.
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