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PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING


Welcome to People Are Annoying.
They really are y'know?

Contents
Introduction People Are Annoying
Not My Kid's Cars, Travel and Stuff
Around the House Links

Everytime the plumber chuckles, your bill goes up by five dollars...

The lady in front of you at a packed theatre has hair like Marge Simpson...

You are in the narrowest aisle of the grocery store and two elderly people stop on a dime to chat...

At church you never see an express confessional box for people like you with 8 sins or less...

Your Korean sponsor wont send you any more money...

The dog on the Taco Bell commercial earns more money than you do...

People go quiet when you walk into the room...

People go hysterical when you go to sit down and miss...

You realize after walking and talking for five minutes that your wife has stopped to look at something, and you are talking with a stranger...

You come home after a family vacation and discover a yellow Police line around the house...

A guy with lots of money wins a huge lottery...

While at the store checking out the artificial flowers, you discover its not an artificial bee...

The bank calls...

Ed McMahon calls and says you owe him a million dollars...

At the zoo you get too close and a monkey steals your hat...

He looks better wearing it than you did...

The neighbors petition to have the goats removed from your front lawn...

You can never understand why people turn into crazed animals at a garage sale...





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